Prince Harry and Prince William Naked

Damn. Those French. They have no respect for the British royals at all. I won’t be surprised if these fake photos photoshopped by some French guys will start World War III. You heard it here first.

This is how it will happen:

The Brits ask the French to prosecute the people who made these fake naked pics. The French say, “Monsieur, haven’t you heard of freedom of expression?” They say it in French, of course, with the supercilious Parisian air they’ve developed to perfection.

Offended, the Brits go to war. The Americans join them because they’re blood brothers or something. The Iraqis and the rest of the Arab world join forces with the French because of Dubya’s war on Iraq. Russia supports the French and the Arabs because they didn’t like Hillary saying that Putin’s got no soul. India joins the Brits because it was a colony.

Germany and the rest of the German-speaking countries are neutral this time. And so are China and Japan because its citizens would rather watch gay anime.

So the opposing forces clash. Everyone dies including the neutral ones. The world ends as predicted by Nostradamus.

So enjoy these fake naked pics of Prince Harry and Prince William while you can. No need to save copies to your computers because your computers will melt anyway but it’s not because of the global warming produced by the fucking Brents we talked about here but because of the nuclear bombs that France et al vs. Britain et al will be firing against each other.
[photo source: legayblog]

3 Comments

  • Anon
    7 May 2011 | Permalink |

    Since when do ginger people have black pubes? FAIL.

  • lyn johnson
    12 Oct 2011 | Permalink |

    I likes ginger people

  • anon
    4 Dec 2011 | Permalink |

    since always i got red hair black pubes

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