1) There was a young fellow named Tucker
Who, instructing a novice cocksucker,
Said, “Don’t blow out your lips
Like an elephant’s hips;
The boys like it best when you pucker.”
2) A neurotic young playboy named Gleason
Liked boys for no tangible reason.
A frontal lobotomy
Cured him of sodomy
But ruined his plans for the season.
3) A cabin boy on an old clipper
Grew steadily flipper and flipper.
He plugged up his ass
With fragments of glass
And thus circumcised his old skipper.
