1) There was a young man from Devizes
Whose balls were of differing sizes.
One was quite small,
And was no good at all.
The other was big and won prizes.
2) A charming young gay from Khartoum
Brought a lesbian up to his room
They argued all night
As to who had the right
To do what, in which way, and to whom
3) A horny young lady named Lil
Fucked a dynamite stick for a thrill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil
