Ahh. Key Ryker. You sure do love to show off your 11.5 inches, don’t you? I’m not complaining though. But I’m wondering if you’ve ever been caught and charged with indecent exposure, or public exhibitionism, or something like that?
Take this one for instance, didn’t a policeman see you do this? What moved you to get naked? Was it a hot day and you were you like, “Oh. It’s hot and I’ve got a hard-on. I’ll stop driving, get naked, and play with my cock with the door open”? Lucky you, a paparazzi was there and took this nice shot.
What about this? Didn’t your superior catch you doing this? Or maybe he’s the one who told you to pull down your pants; maybe to demoralize the enemy? I guess the Vietcongs — I guess you’re in Vietnam here because of all that bamboo — were so demoralized they turned back and cried “Wee, wee, wee” all the way home.





