Somewhere in the woods of Europe (I think anyways), two boys were out gathering firewood. Then for some reason, they went like “Hey, let’s kiss” and so they did. Then they went, “Show me yours and I’ll show you mine then we will suck each other” which they, of course, did as the birds chirped merrily on the background. (We gotta give credit to the director of this gay porn video for the chirping birds sound effects.)

I was expecting these boys to go “Hey, let’s fuck here in the woods” but, for some reason, they didn’t. Maybe they were afraid of the KGB or the Stasi or whoever is spying in the woods so they decided to go fuck indoors which they did. And boy, these boys sure know how to fuck. For a while there, I thought I was watching an instructional video on the different sexual positions that gay men can do. Anyways, let’s include these boys in our best of the best collection.