1) There once was a Warden of Wadham
Who approved of the folkways of Sodom,
For a man might, he said,
Have a very poor head
But be a fine Fellow, at bottom.
2) There was a young harlot of Crete,
Whose fucking was far, far too fleet.
So they tied down her ass
With a length of old brass
To give them a much longer treat.
When the Nazis landed in Crete
This young harlot had to compete
With so many Storm Troopers
Who were using their poopers
For better things than to excrete.
1) There was a young fellow named Tucker
Who, instructing a novice cocksucker,
Said, “Don’t blow out your lips
Like an elephant’s hips;
The boys like it best when you pucker.”
2) A neurotic young playboy named Gleason
Liked boys for no tangible reason.
A frontal lobotomy
Cured him of sodomy
But ruined his plans for the season.
3) A cabin boy on an old clipper
Grew steadily flipper and flipper.
He plugged up his ass
With fragments of glass
And thus circumcised his old skipper.
1) There was a young man from Devizes
Whose balls were of differing sizes.
One was quite small,
And was no good at all.
The other was big and won prizes.
2) A charming young gay from Khartoum
Brought a lesbian up to his room
They argued all night
As to who had the right
To do what, in which way, and to whom
3) A horny young lady named Lil
Fucked a dynamite stick for a thrill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil
1) There once was a gay man from Madras
Whose balls were made out of brass.
When he clanged them together,
They played STORMY WEATHER
And lightning shot out of his ass.
2) There was a young man from Nantucket,
Whose dick was so long he could suck it,
He said with a grin,
As he wiped clean his chin,
If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it.
3) There was a young man from Devizes
Whose balls were of differing sizes.
One was quite small,
And was no good at all.
The other was big and won prizes.
