Ahh. Key Ryker. You sure do love to show off your 11.5 inches, don’t you? I’m not complaining though. But I’m wondering if you’ve ever been caught and charged with indecent exposure, or public exhibitionism, or something like that?

Take this one for instance, didn’t a policeman see you do this? What moved you to get naked? Was it a hot day and you were you like, “Oh. It’s hot and I’ve got a hard-on. I’ll stop driving, get naked, and play with my cock with the door open”? Lucky you, a paparazzi was there and took this nice shot.

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