Aha! So this is how our friends in Russia protect their penises (or is it peni?) from mother Russia’s bitter winter cold.

Want to show how much you appreciate the penis? Why not build a big snow penis in your lawn. It could be a good way of attracting a hot guy to keep you warm during the coming frigid winter nights. Now, you should make your experience memorable by getting yourself some of the best sex toys to enhance the sexual experience with this hot guy.

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This is probably the coolest (although its a bit freaky) porn video I’ve ever seen. Twin brothers simultaneously fuck a military fatigue-wearing female sex toy. It’s almost like they’re having sex. I was waiting for the toy to deflate but it, unfortunately, didn’t happen.

This is from a blog I read but I’m not linking to it because he might not like getting a link from a porn site. Hehe. Anyways, here’s our joke for the day:

Surely you’ve heard the one about the moyle who has a side business selling wallets he would make out of his clients’ foreskins. When asked by a potential buyer why his wallets were so expensive, the moyle explained: “Because if you rub it, it turns into a suitcase.”

If you are cut, ever wondered where your foreskin went?

1) There once was a Warden of Wadham
Who approved of the folkways of Sodom,
For a man might, he said,
Have a very poor head
But be a fine Fellow, at bottom.

2) There was a young harlot of Crete,
Whose fucking was far, far too fleet.
So they tied down her ass
With a length of old brass
To give them a much longer treat.

When the Nazis landed in Crete
This young harlot had to compete
With so many Storm Troopers
Who were using their poopers
For better things than to excrete.

3) There was a young fellow named Taylor
Who seduced a respectable sailor.
When they put him in jail,
He worked out the bail,
By licking the parts of the jailer.

So yeah. Apparently, there is a penis museum courtesy of our friends in Iceland. In case you are wondering, the penis above is from an elephant. Photo via canada.com.

1) There was a young fellow named Tucker
Who, instructing a novice cocksucker,
Said, “Don’t blow out your lips
Like an elephant’s hips;
The boys like it best when you pucker.”

2) A neurotic young playboy named Gleason
Liked boys for no tangible reason.
A frontal lobotomy
Cured him of sodomy
But ruined his plans for the season.

3) A cabin boy on an old clipper
Grew steadily flipper and flipper.
He plugged up his ass
With fragments of glass
And thus circumcised his old skipper.