1) There once was a Warden of Wadham
Who approved of the folkways of Sodom,
For a man might, he said,
Have a very poor head
But be a fine Fellow, at bottom.

2) There was a young harlot of Crete,
Whose fucking was far, far too fleet.
So they tied down her ass
With a length of old brass
To give them a much longer treat.

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