1) There was a young fellow named Tucker
Who, instructing a novice cocksucker,
Said, “Don’t blow out your lips
Like an elephant’s hips;
The boys like it best when you pucker.”

2) A neurotic young playboy named Gleason
Liked boys for no tangible reason.
A frontal lobotomy
Cured him of sodomy
But ruined his plans for the season.

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