Want to see a pair of twins jacking off. Duh. Who doesn’t? Anyways, here’s a beautiful video of Elijah and Milo Peters jacking off and cumming.

Hmmm, if only Tom Cruise was undressed like this when he was jumping like crazy on the Oprah show. Anyways, what do you think of these photoshopped images? The head’s kinda big for the body, eh? Still, these fake photos are good visual aids for those of you who would like to imagine our Tom completely naked.

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Three men walk into a bar. After they drink a couple of beers they are ready to leave, but the bartender won’t let them unless they have 12 inches of dick between them.

The first guy whips his out and shows 6 inches. The second guy drops his pants and shows 5 inches. Finally, the third guy shows his 1 inch dick.

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Let’s give props to whoever carved this thing :-) From what I read, this is located somewhere in a museum in Italy.