1) There once was a gay man from Madras
Whose balls were made out of brass.
When he clanged them together,
They played STORMY WEATHER
And lightning shot out of his ass.

2) There was a young man from Nantucket,
Whose dick was so long he could suck it,
He said with a grin,
As he wiped clean his chin,
If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it.

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