1) There was a gay man from Mulgoa
Whose balls couldn’t hang any lower
They clanged and they dinged
When they swung in the wind
And wrapped round his neck like a boa.
2) There was a young gay from France
Who jumped on the train and danced
The engineer fucked him once more
And so did the conductor
And the brakeman went off in his pants
3) There once was a gay man from Ghent
Whose cock was most strangely bent
He inserted it double,
Which gave him some trouble,
For instead of coming he went.
