1) There once was a Warden of Wadham
Who approved of the folkways of Sodom,
For a man might, he said,
Have a very poor head
But be a fine Fellow, at bottom.
2) There was a young harlot of Crete,
Whose fucking was far, far too fleet.
So they tied down her ass
With a length of old brass
To give them a much longer treat.
When the Nazis landed in Crete
This young harlot had to compete
With so many Storm Troopers
Who were using their poopers
For better things than to excrete.
3) There was a young fellow named Taylor
Who seduced a respectable sailor.
When they put him in jail,
He worked out the bail,
By licking the parts of the jailer.
Damn. That bulge is so inviting. Forgive me if I drool. Those making those naked fake celebrity photos we love so much may not need to enhance this dude if they make a fake photo of him.
Damn. What was this doctor thinking? Seriously, they should strip off his license. Cutting of a patient’s penis without his consent? That’s kinda criminal, isn’t it?
A Kentucky man sued his doctor after he awoke from a surgery and found his penis removed, instead of a circumcision performed.
Phillip Seaton, 61, alleged he went to the hospital last October and the doctor who was supposed to circumcise him amputated his penis, according to the lawsuit the man filed against Dr. John M. Patterson last week.
Mr. Seaton, and his wife Deborah, both Tennessee residents, said the doctor who performed the surgery wasn’t given the consent to do that. What Philippe Seaton told him to do was to remove “the foreskin on the penis.”
But Mr. Patterson disregarded that when he decided by himself to cut off Philippe’s manhood. Because he allegedly believed he found cancer, he didn’t put an end to the procedure in order to notify the couple and discuss with both of them the findings, like he should have. Consequently to the operation, the man experienced pain, mental anguish, as well as loss of enjoyment of life, the lawsuit said. [source]
Read the rest. No, I didn’t make it up. There really are crazy doctors out there.
He’s such a cutie, isn’t he? Nice smile. Great body. Yummy lips. A penis looking for attention. What’s not to like? I generally do not like tattoos but Jagger’s tattoos are so beautifully done. They enhance, rather than defile, his good looks.
Anyways, if you want to see Jagger in action (and who doesn’t?), check him out at Chaosmen. Seriously, you should go see him jerk off and do other unmentionable stuff.
So yeah. Apparently, there is a penis museum courtesy of our friends in Iceland. In case you are wondering, the penis above is from an elephant. Photo via canada.com.
OMG. That’s a really long (and big) cock. If I was the bottom, I would be smiling too. Do you think the top’s cock is bigger and longer than Chad Hunt’s? What say you?
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