1) There once was a Warden of Wadham
Who approved of the folkways of Sodom,
For a man might, he said,
Have a very poor head
But be a fine Fellow, at bottom.
2) There was a young harlot of Crete,
Whose fucking was far, far too fleet.
So they tied down her ass
With a length of old brass
To give them a much longer treat.
Damn. That bulge is so inviting. Forgive me if I drool. Those making those naked fake celebrity photos we love so much may not need to enhance this dude if they make a fake photo of him.
Damn. What was this doctor thinking? Seriously, they should strip off his license. Cutting of a patient’s penis without his consent? That’s kinda criminal, isn’t it?
A Kentucky man sued his doctor after he awoke from a surgery and found his penis removed, instead of a circumcision performed.
He’s such a cutie, isn’t he? Nice smile. Great body. Yummy lips. A penis looking for attention. What’s not to like? I generally do not like tattoos but Jagger’s tattoos are so beautifully done. They enhance, rather than defile, his good looks.
