This is from a blog I read but I’m not linking to it because he might not like getting a link from a porn site. Hehe. Anyways, here’s our joke for the day:

Surely you’ve heard the one about the moyle who has a side business selling wallets he would make out of his clients’ foreskins. When asked by a potential buyer why his wallets were so expensive, the moyle explained: “Because if you rub it, it turns into a suitcase.”

If you are cut, ever wondered where your foreskin went?

As if he hasn’t ridden more than his fair share of big cocks already, the cutie Ralph Woods goes off to ride his washer’s spindle (thankfully with a dildo attached).

I haven’t figured out yet how to upload the video version of Ralph’s fucking adventure with his washing machine but you can watch it here. By the way, is that dildo molded from Ralph’s very own cock? Looks like it, no? Talk about loving one’s own, eh Ralph?

Well, well. If it’s true that the naked webcam photos below are of French swimmer Frederick Bousquet, then we should really really thank him for making our gay Olympic dreams (i.e., “If only those swimmers will remove their trunks”) come true.

Hey Frederick, are you buddies with French Canadian diver Alex Despatie? Can you tell him to, you know, take some webcam photos as well?

You gotta feel sorry for this dude who, after his illness was misdiagnosed by a doctor, lost his penis to flesh-eating bacteria.

A Mason County man who lost his penis and a testicle after he contracted a flesh-eating bacteria while in prison has won a $300,000 settlement from the state Department of Corrections.

Charlie Manning, 61, said Monday that he agreed to the settlement with the Department of Corrections (DOC) last month because he wanted the ordeal to be over. After paying his bills and attorney’s fees, Manning said, he will be left with about $115,000 and plans to hunker down in his Lake Cushman motor home and live out the rest of his life. More here.

The dude won U$300,000 but I’m pretty sure he’d rather have his penis back.

By the way, I thought flesh-eating bacteria are just creations of science fiction writers but that tells you how ignorant I am to things scientific.

Apologies for the blogging hiatus. I got busy doing several offline stuff but I’m now back. To start us off again, here’s a video of two cute Euroboys barebacking in the bathroom.

I’m trying to use a new wordpress theme for this blog so this post is just a test to see how it works.

Here’s a fucking video for those of us who have a chef fetish. The first four minutes features an annoying dialogue with an annoying off-cam “narrator” but once you get past that section you’ll see two dudes fucking. Yummy.